BEIJING, Dec. 17 -- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's 1-year-old daughter Shiloh has been named the most influential infant in the world by Forbes magazine.
The only biological child of two of Hollywood's hottest stars tops the newly published list, compiled through media exposure over 2007-- beating an army of celebrity under-fives to the No. 1 spot.
Influential with who? Their peers? The readers of Forbes?
The mind boggles at the lunacy of it all.
OK. You can resume your normal lives.